Friday, Friday, Friday...

Friday is already massively-crowded, and we've barely begun.

  • We'll welcome Dorothy Carcerceri from The National Enquirer, and find out of they've got someone on permanent "Kirstie Alley's Ankles" patrol.
  • We'll talk to CNN's Lisa Desjardins, who will weigh in on Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and the coolest Patrick Swayze movie you've never seen.
  • Scott Dally joins us, as we look ahead to Indy, Batman, and Clone Wars: The Movie.
  • We chat with author Steve Alten, who will tell us if hundred-foot Great White sharks still exist.
  • And....the Top Five songs about transvestites.

All that, plus the Noon News Hour with Tim Riley, your calls, and the countdown to Listener Party 2008. Be there!


The end (thank God) of the Ritchie Bristol Cyber-Sex Saga. *NSFW*

So...(sigh)...here's what's happened so far.

Ritchie Bristol had a long, explicit, online conversation with someone he thought was a woman. Upon revealing this conversation to us the following day, we looked at "her" pictures and saw, almost immediately, that it was, in fact, a man. Completely and totally a man.

True to his exhibitionistic nature, Ritchie was more than happy to share the transcripts with us.

Read part one over at Sarah's blog, and then read the final four, horrific pages below.

Keep in mind, you may never be the same.





Coming Wednesday.

We continue the countdown to Rick Emerson Listener Party XI: Emerson's Eleven. Book the babysitter, clear your schedule, and buy your aspirin now; you don't want anything standing between you and the greatest night of your life.

On Wednesday's show, we'll also talk with legendary rock vocalist Jack Russell of Great White, and we'll talk with The Oregonian's Peter Carlin about all that's happening in the world of television.

All that, plus the results from Tuesday's primaries, and the Noon News Hour with Tim Riley. Be there!


Support your local geek!

The Willamette Week's annual "Best of Portland" poll is currently underway, and our own Aaron "Geek in the City" Duran is tied for first place in the "best blog" category.

So, get your voting ass in gear and cast a ballot for Geek in The City. Do it via The Willamette's website right here.

Together, we rise!


Get your roast on.

As discussed on today's program:

You can be a part of Rick Emerson Listener Party 2008: Emerson's Eleven---featuring the Rick Emerson Roast.

Submit your own roast in 100 words or less, and you may hear it presented by Sarah X. Dylan.

Good luck!


Creepiest. Story. Ever.


Today is National Webmaster Day.

We at The Rick Emerson Show and CBS Radio take a moment to thank Bridget from Upstairs, who keeps the AM 970 webpage up, running, and squeaky clean.

She also handles all things relating to the Glorious Bastards, as well as manging our prize giveaways and overseeing the podcasts and streaming.

All hail to thee, Bridget from Upstairs---you make the electronic life possible.


As seen at The Tonic.

One of Portland's watering holes shows their, uh..."love" for The Rick Emerson Show.




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